If you happen to be searching for a petit, left-handed, half-Jewish, 40-year-old, divorced veterinarian with two kids, you're in luck! I bet $5 that there's someone online right now cruising profiles who fits that exact description. That's not to say you should be so picky, but here's your chance to really quantify what you want in a romantic partner. Ask yourself what if s/he smokes, has or hates pets, lives far away, is or isn't religious, does or doesn't want to have children, etc.? With, by some counts, over 90 million people online, don't settle. To bastardize the lyrics of composer Jerome Kern: "If smoke gets in your eyes, don't date a smoker."
Valentine's Day is for lovers. It's also for people with broken, bitter hearts who hate all those lovers. Whichever camp you fall into on February 14, Time.com has a list for you from the songs you need to ease the pain to the movies that will sweep you up in a romance nearly as epic as your own. Treat yourself to some chocolate and browse away